1. “Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as ‘job-hopping’. I have never quit a job.”
2.“Qualifications: Twin sister has accounting degree.”
3. “Hobbies/Interests: art, music, surfing the net, collecting Happy Meal toys”
4. “I have developed a healthy work-life balance” – on a CV which lists just one part-time job
5. “Two years as a blackjack and baccarat dealer. Strong emphasis on customer relations – a constant challenge considering how much money people lose and how angry they can get.”
6. “It’s best for employers that I do not work with people.”
7. “Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.”
8. “Reason for leaving previous position: Responsibility makes me nervous.”
9. “Target Position: Missionary”
10. “My mediocre grades do not reflect my true abilities and standards…My goal in life is to win the Nobel peace prize…Skills: bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping etc”
Can you think of any more ?
Jobs for a Doctor says:
Classic, had me in fits! Love ‘collecting Happy Meals toys!’
Great British Jobs says:
They are claasic! Nice finds!
I also came across some more for your readers here
CV Burp
Hpe you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed yours?
Regards